Thursday, December 4, 2008
Because It's a Uterus, Not a Clown Car
Yes that's right, today, my darling husband will go in to Dr. Snippy's office and we will make an attempt to not have any more children. I say 'attempt' because my family history does not necessarily predict that all vasectomies work, and with our luck, we will be in the .1% where it grows back together and we get pregnant with quadruplets. We are ready, we have a freezer with frozen peas, he has his Valium and Vicodin (that will be an interesting combination for the guy who gets tipsy off of two beers,) and he has claimed his spot on the couch for the next few days. I am prepared to take good care of him as long as he is a good patient, and to remind him of Ben's Breech Extraction if he whines too much. Oh, wait, I'm probably not supposed to admit that up front...
- Tiff probably should have been cleaning at 9:55 AM
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I feel for you Tiff...this will be a diffucult weekend taking care of 4 babies.
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