Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Not Me! Monday! Tuesday!

Not me! Monday! was created by MckMama, head on over to her blog to see what she and everyone else have NOT been doing this week. Not Me! Monday! Tuesday! was created by me, the big old procrastinator.

I did NOT get out for a grown up day yesterday (hence, my bloggy day off.) My dear sister-in-law (and, technically, my boss,) and I went to a photography seminar in Seattle. It was fabulous.

On the drive down south, we did NOT decide to stop and stretch our legs, and conveniently find ourselves at the outlet mall. That was a TOTAL coincidence, and NOT planned into the day's itinerary. I mean, really. Who would get a sitter to be gone all day and plan shopping time? NOT me!

I did NOT end up driving Amy's car into the city as she is from a small town, and I am much more comfortable driving in traffic. It had NOT been a long time since I had driven a stick shift. I did NOT have my darling sister white-knuckling the dash as I whipped through traffic while riding her clutch.

There was NO WAY I actually talked to the cars around me, telling them, "By the way, I am coming over there and you are going to let me in. You may not know it yet, but I will be going in front of you now." I do NOT believe I thoroughly freaked Amy out as I talked to them, knowing they couldn't hear me. Oh, wait, I mean, I did NOT talk to the cars, silly me.

And I did NOT talk to the automated machine where we got out parking ticket. Or the paper towel dispenser.

Speaking of which, I do NOT firmly believe that the only way to get a paper towel out of an automated dispenser is to quickly thrust your hand at it while shouting, "Shazam!"

I am NOT that big of a dork.

I do NOT feel like this post is coming to am abrupt end, and I have NOT been trying to figure out the last bit for a while now, except for my breaks of "Mommmeeeeeee!!! He took my toy!", and "I'm hungweeee!!!" So I'm just going to stop now.

What did you NOT do this week?

3 comments:

Snow Mommy said...

I did NOT video your son telling me that I am his favorite Auntie. I would NOT do such a thing!!

YankintheUK said...

Shazam!

Little Annabelle said...

I love Shazam.
I so do NOT say "Open please" and "Thank you" to automatic doors. Who would say that?