Monday, March 1, 2010

Not Me! Monday!

Welcome to Not Me! Monday!, which is where I blatantly deny things that I might not want to otherwise reveal. This was created by MckMama, head on over to her blog to see what she and everyone else have NOT been doing this week!

This weekend, we did NOT have a fabulous yardwork day. I did NOT love the feeling of mowing the lawn and cleaning up the yard from the last few windstorms (which were NOT quite a while ago, we ALWAYS clean up sticks and branches right away and would NEVER leave a big pile of leaves in the backyard so long that the grass was a completely different color under that pile.)

We did NOT let Emma stay up during her quiet time and work her hard. She was NOT completely exhausted by the time we headed in at dinner time.

So there was NO way our sweet, kindhearted daughter would throw a piece of turkey at Grant while she was supposed to be eating. Nope, NOT our child! And I would NOT feel the need to send her to her room for a while. Discipline is NEVER necessary in our house, since our children are PERFECT!

I did NOT call her out of her room a while later, only to have her completely ignore me. Twice. I went into her room to have a little chat, and I did NOT find my five and a half year old sound asleep at six forty five in the evening.

I did NOT give her a kiss, shut off the light, and let her sleep. She did NOT stay sleeping for twelve hours.

I am NOT planning on "cleaning up the yard" with all the kids again. Often, actually. That was NOT awesome!

What did you NOT do this week?


TheOldestStudent said...

haha! Perfect!

Anonymous said...

Ha Ha Ha! My kids are perfect too!

Yellow House said...

Good work on your yard! Thanks for your visit earlier... gotta love the Puyallup Fair connection :)