Not Me! Monday!

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This was created bu MckMama, head on over to her blog to see what she and everyone else have NOT been doing this week.

This weekend was our annual springtime garage sale and family swap meet. We do NOT gather the whole family together to sell our goods, and end up trading a bunch between ourselves so that we come home with armloads of stuff in an attempt to rid ourselves of stuff.

Amy did NOT decide to take a shirt of mine that I was selling, because it was cute but too small for me now. We did NOT later realize that I had gotten that same shirt a couple of years ago at another family garage sale, and I actually had taken it from her.

No, we do NOT simply keep trading the same stuff back and forth.

It did NOT rain on our garage sale. I did NOT find myself yelling at the clouds, telling them to go away, further cementing myself as the weirdo in the family who talks to inanimate objects.

Yesterday, while I was at our garage sale, my darling husband did NOT decide to be a 'fun dad' and give the kids temporary tattoos. He did NOT neglect the super-important step of telling the three year old what he was doing, resulting in a hysterical, panicked boy, who was trying to move the 'sticker' and upon realizing that it would not move, started screaming, "Spiderman is eating me!"

I did NOT thoroughly enjoy the weekend hanging out with the ladies of the family, and without kids, who were in the care of my hubby. I realized, once again, that I did NOT marry into the greatest family of all time.