"No, you cannot wear your sister's Strawberry Shortcake shoes to church." (Remember, we only have one girl... so... yeah....)
"We do not lick the baby."
"Please do not drive your cars over my chest." "But the cars go on the bumpy mountains!"
"Mommy, look, it's a cannimal!" (Says Grant, holding a camel. Who, it seems, eats his own kind.)
"Well, that's up to Daddy, but I don't think he is going to want to be the Wicked Witch of the West for Halloween."
"Sorry, sweetie, but the cat is not going to go trick-or-treating with us."
At the fair: "You can pick any prize you want. Except for a trumpet or a sword."
"Do not poke yourself in the pen1s with a fork. That is not nearly as fun as you think it might be."
You sound like you have so much fun with your kids. I remember doing the snake thing with mine and lizards and frogs just no spiders. When I was 32 I had my sixth one so I know what fun (or not) they can be.
But I think Marty would make a great Witch!!! LOL!
Wow, those are funny. I would love to be a fly on your wall for the day!
I about peed my pants when I read that last one!
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