"No, you cannot wear your sister's Strawberry Shortcake shoes to church." (Remember, we only have one girl... so... yeah....)
"We do not lick the baby."
"Please do not drive your cars over my chest." "But the cars go on the bumpy mountains!"
"Mommy, look, it's a cannimal!" (Says Grant, holding a camel. Who, it seems, eats his own kind.)
"Well, that's up to Daddy, but I don't think he is going to want to be the Wicked Witch of the West for Halloween."
"Sorry, sweetie, but the cat is not going to go trick-or-treating with us."
At the fair: "You can pick any prize you want. Except for a trumpet or a sword."
"Do not poke yourself in the pen1s with a fork. That is not nearly as fun as you think it might be."