You will expect your children to feel the same way, and wake up ready to continue to fill their sticker charts and feel good about their accomplishments.
You would be wrong.
Because there is a good chance that your children will wake up on Tuesday, thinking that potty training was Monday's fun thing to do, and be ready to move on to something else.
They might refuse to go potty.
They might sneak pull-ups on instead of undies when you are not looking.
They might have screaming fits where they throw themselves on the floor in distress at even the thought of sitting on the potty again.
You might need to take a day off and re-group.
Well, you might not need to take a day off and re-group, but if you are PMSing and cranky, it might be in the best interest of all involved to take a day off and
It is a good idea to come up with a game plan for Wednesday, and sneak into their room while they are sleeping and hide every pull-up. Then start again Wednesday, refreshed, less PMS-ey, and ready to go.
Don't give them a choice. Don't fight with them, just tell 'em that this is the way it's gonna be, and go for it.
And when they cry, saying "babies go potty in diapers, are you a baby?" will work on one of them, but not both. One might want to be a baby, so be prepared with the follow up, "well, you can be a baby if you want to. Babies take naps right now, so let's go for a nap, OK? Well, either you are a baby or you're not, so take a nap or go potty. It's your choice." It might work. I'm just sayin'.
If you feel especially insane, you might even take the potty training twins out running errands for three hours with you in undies.
Well, take them with you, and take them in undies. Not take them with you in undies. I mean, I wore shorts.
I packed four beach towels, five garbage sacks, fifteen extra pairs of undies (for the boys, not for me), seven pairs of shorts, a pack of baby wipes and a costco-sized pack of sanitizing wipes. Oh, and of course, the potty that stays in the van.
I definitely recommend putting a garbage bag in their car seat, just in case. Your drive will be a lot less stressful that way.
Hey, while you're already insane, go through the car wash to see of they really can hold it. It's a good test.
And then scream like a banshee when they stay dry. Watch their faces when you scream like a banshee in excitement. It's priceless.
Yes, they completed all three hours of errands, and stayed dry the whole time. However, upon two minutes of returning home, Grant peed on his foot.
Baby steps. And it wasn't in the van, so I'm good.
Back to potty training tips.
You might notice the boys' room start to smell a bit... off.
If you are like me and don't have much of a sense of smell, it might take you a while to discover that no, it's not just due to the fact that it's summer and it's hot, but yes, there is a corner where the boys have been peeing.
Yup, the boys are peeing in the corner of their bedroom.
I know Holly's busting a gut right now.
Hardwood floors are great for cleaning up pee, except when that pee has been sitting there a while. Then it really stinks.
Haha, get it? Stinks. A little potty humor for ya. I know, no one else is laughing at that one, but I'm a-giggling over here.
The thought will cross your mind that several times, the boys have had accidents in their room and gotten their undies wet, but you never found the puddle. Then you will realize that they have been peeing in a corner without getting un-dressed first.
This might make you really question the intelligence level of these children.
You might decide not to think about it. It's easier that way.
If you have a Holly, she might take pity on you and bring you a ton of new stickers for the boys' sticker charts, and she might even bring you a new Scentsy to make your house smell a bit less like pee.
If you don't have a Holly, you might want to get one. She is a lifesaver. I don't know how to tell you to go get one, mine showed up when I got married and thankfully has been around ever since.
I love her. And, I love my new Citrus Sun Tea Scentsy. Do you know Scentsy? If not, go here and see what all the fabulousness is about.
Each boy had one accident yesterday. If they go a day without accidents, the get a sticker in the special spot on their sticker chart. Seven dry days in a row gets them a fancy dinner with mommy.
Grant wants the Nuthouse. Ben wants McDonalds.
Ya know, cuz it's so fancy.
(OK, I was about to wrap this post up, feeling pretty darn good about the progress we have going on here. But then Ben tried to sit on Emma's lap, and Emma screamed, "He's wet!" So not only did Ben pee, but he ignored it and sat on his sister. Sigh.)
Yes, Holly is totally cracking up right now!!!
You do know that; that did happen more than once right???? Which makes that reference even funnier.
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