Oh my goodness! In perusing my drafts folder, I came across this little tidbit that I had no idea I had never published. This was from back in August. Enjoy!!
Last night was bath night. Usually Drew and Emma take a bath together, and then Grant and Ben go after. I don't know why this is, but it works. And Drew is much more likely to survive bath time by not being with his rambunctious brothers.
Last night, we mixed it up for whatever reason, and I started with Drew and Ben. Ben really wanted a bath with Drew, and they had a good time. When Drew was done, Grant hopped in and he and Ben were done at the same time.
I went out and talked to Emma who was happily petting her cat. "Babe, it's your bath time," I said.
"Mom, I'm really having fun spending time with Teddy, can I just do this a little longer?"
"Sure, babe, but all the boys are done and it's your turn, so you need to hurry."
"What? I don't get my bath with Drew?!?" Horrified, she suddenly realized she would be bathing alone.
"Don't worry, sweetie," I joked with her, "you can take a bath with Teddy if you want."
Note to self: Never joke with a six year old when it comes to bathing with a cat.
Our friend Kelina was over, and we were chatting and dressing little boys, and generally not paying too close attention to Emma. Suddenly, I heard Marty say, "She did know we were joking when we said she could take a bath with her cat, right?!?"
I looked up. Emma was gone. The cat was gone.
Suddenly we heard, coming from the bathroom-
The bloodcurdling scream strongly suggested that perhaps, she had missed the sarcasm in our voice when we told her that bathing with her cat was a good idea.
We ran to the bathroom and opened the door to see a streak of soaking-wet, bubble covered fur, racing out of the bathroom and straight to the front door, making his petrified escape out of our crazy world. Emma was standing in a corner, hiding behind a towel, sobbing, bleeding, and covered in wet cat fur.
We tried to comfort her, but were unsuccessful for a while as we were so overcome with laughter that we could not speak.
She survived, and the cat did come back home late that night, smelling sweetly of princess bubble bath.
OY, the kiddos need to learn to recognize that sarcasm tone! Hopefully Emma wasn't hurt and emotionally scarred from that episode?
Princess soap - LOL :)
HAHAHAHA!!! I forgot all about that! The worst part was all of us trying to comfort Emma while laughing hysterically! Poor kid, poor cat!
Hi Tiff! What a wonderful webpage! And, I'm suprized you got that web address before somebody else did!
Your Cousin Ken Braswell... :)
Hilarious!!! Except, of course, for the bleeding, scared little Emma. But, I'm sure I would have been laughing, too.
:) :) :)
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